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Plastic Demotivational Poster

SECURITY - Sometimes you just gotta be sure

TAGS: lock plastic
Rating: 4.67/5

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5150monkeylove - January 26, 2011, 9:58 am
Its almost as sure a technogeek wearing a condom. 5L

BOTOX - No one ever think's what it will look like as you get older

TAGS: botox plastic surgery old
Rating: 2.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 26, 2013, 4:37 am
"Where is it? . . . . . The rocket?"
MotiMake - November 29, 2011, 12:23 pm
So it's "think's" now is it? What happened to our language these days?
motifake - June 22, 2010, 11:17 am

I think the surgeon used an ugly tree branch as a surgery instrument
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 1:31 am
Fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down.
forseti - June 21, 2010, 5:06 pm
lol moti...
motifake - June 21, 2010, 4:27 pm

My god, kill it! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

CHICKS LIKE THIS - ...are always the ones who complain there are no real men left.

TAGS: plastic surgery women
Rating: 4.42/5

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observingthisplanet - January 7, 2014, 4:43 pm
I don't want to live on this planet anymore...
twill1962 - September 1, 2012, 11:09 am
It's Barbie! Where's Ken?
champ99 - February 21, 2012, 4:56 pm
Kill it with fire...
the1stCOMMI3 - January 9, 2012, 9:46 pm
Dear god! I.. I think it's feral!
KoU - January 9, 2012, 12:59 pm
What the heck!!! ogly lips men!!
Krissie - January 8, 2012, 10:19 pm
maoworks2 - January 6, 2012, 3:46 pm
We Are The Borg !
vulture - January 6, 2012, 3:26 pm
My first thought - "Is it alive...?"
mariand - January 6, 2012, 3:50 am
lol... is this a woman?


TAGS: gangster fail plastic british
Rating: 3.56/5

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LogicDude - December 14, 2009, 9:03 pm
Yeah but in his case the h***er killed him.
spacedog - December 14, 2009, 6:46 pm
Heh, the paint guns,$200 and a wife beater shirt...somebody was playing Grand Theft Auto.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 6:10 pm
LOL... more than likely, it's sobriety. It's like my fingers are fighting the keyboard.
MrRandom - December 14, 2009, 6:10 pm
That chilly weather must be affecting your motor skills.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 6:09 pm
Spelling, anyone? What the hell?
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 6:08 pm
YOu clearly don't feel the vibe he's puttin' out... painball guns and a fistgul of Comicon tickets, yo... patrollin' his turf between H&M and the food court!
MrRandom - December 14, 2009, 6:07 pm
Canadian actually. Also, pics of douche bags like this are always fun to see.

MMMM... - Plasticky

PLASTIC SURGERY - A career choice requiring thoughtful consideration and skill. Because your mistakes WILL come back to haunt you.

She got her looks from her father. -


TAGS: diddy plastic boss sleep
Rating: 4.5/5

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Sean - October 17, 2011, 5:28 pm
*snickers* "morning cou***"
Reality Lord - October 17, 2011, 3:04 pm

the morning cou***...feels resentment at driving her timmy to his school bus...lol5

Plastic Surgery -

TAGS: meg ryan plastic surgery
Rating: 5/5

THE JOKER - He has a twin sister

I would think -

paper or plastic? -

Good News, Everyone! -

... -

TAGS: plastic
Rating: 4.88/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2014, 10:28 am
Ugh, her again! Now I'm going to be sick for the rest of the day.
TheSanityInspector - June 10, 2014, 2:24 pm
Bet she complains that there are no real men left, too.


SOMETIMES BEFORE AND AFTER DON'T MATTER - Plastic Surgery Can't Work Miracles Once a Douchebag, Always A Douchebag

TAGS: kardashian douchebag miracles plastic surgery
Rating: 4.64/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 3, 2014, 2:31 am
Amen, brother!

Self-loathing -


my momma used to say -

PLASTIC SURGERY - Answers your dreams of becoming the person you've spent years trying to be.

TAGS: plasticsurgery dreams time answers
Rating: 4.13/5

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MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:47 pm
Are you in a coalition with other males of your species? Group discount! Thanks for the comment cloud.
CloudchaserS - May 6, 2012, 12:38 am
I'm not interested in plastic surgery. At least not until the technology to change my appearance to that of a Canis Rufus Anthropomorphis becomes available.

DREAM MORE - Because The Mirror Is A Harsh Reality

looking ageless -

TAGS: melanie griffith face lift joker plastic surgery
Rating: 3.6/5

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demon001 - December 6, 2013, 8:56 pm
I hope she enjoyed what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time took it away!

THE NOSE KNOWS - Eeeeheeee...I broke a nail. Hope my insurance covers another procedure...last one I swear!

NO SHIRT - No Shoes No Dice

MR. CUDDLE BUTTONS - Needs a little anger management therapy.

LOOK DARLING! - It's as lifeless and plastic as you are!

PLASTIC SURGERY - For those time when HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!! ***WWHHAARRFFLLAAKK!!*** Sorry... Nevermind... **GAG** Oh God...

THE PLASTIC BAG - Despite it all, you'll grow up alone, abused, traumatised... There will be no happiness, now, or ever. So, use it now already!

TAGS: no future plastic bag rnr
Rating: 2/5

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Weapon X - January 1, 2009, 12:43 am
goddammit...it's hard to type when you're laughing so f***ing hard.

PLASTIC ARMY MEN - Because some enemies are better off dead.

TAGS: plastic army men enemies dead battle
Rating: 1.95/5

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Bob Sanction - December 23, 2008, 3:08 pm
Plastic Army Men, just as useful as real ones.
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 10:24 pm
This toy soldier has a personality that is similar to energy's mother, the retired San Diego wh*** who used to f*** donkeys for drinks in Mexico, between prison sentences.

On-The-Job-Training -

TAGS: toilet plastic spraying wtf wc
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:36 am
I can't help but think this is for those guys that their bellies hang down waaaaaaay past the vital zone!! How do you aim when you get past a certain size girth? You gotta be hoping! LOL! 5L


Joan Rivers -